We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

We have no other way to explain this video other than it's funny and it involves dancing.

These people are like the Abba of Siberia. So much hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, too.

If we ever learned how to play the piano like this, we would have never quit.

We kinda hoped one of this firecrackers would have blinded the person who lit all them.

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Mel Gibson filmed this Sheriff's video long before the world knew he was an anti-semitic drunkard.

Here's a mash-up of sorts of Fellini's 8 1/2 and Eminem's 8 Mile. These movies were made for eachother.

Who knew that such a small piece of gum could do so much good for this world?

Remember: If there's one constant truth in this world, it's that Windows will always suck.

See the movie "Taxi" like you've never seen it before: as the feel good movie of the year.

We're surprised that Bob Ross doesn't actually spit into the squirrel's mouth to feed it.

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!

Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

Not exactly Zidane-like, but these soccer chicks play rough! And they throw bottles at each other!